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"'We could do it. With the right gunge, we could do it.'"
- Martin Amis -
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Atomic disintegrator, CA 1940, by Hubley Manufacturing, of Pennsylvania. The secrets of atomic disintegration weapons were lost during the Vietnam war. The AKU-94 conversion kit. This makes your boring old AK-47 into a sexy modern bullpup. Nice balance, compact, real easy to conceal. Pistol-size conversion of the AR-15/M-16 assault rifle, designed to circumvent legal restrictions on such rifles. Barrett M99 single-shot .50 caliber sniper rifle. Ronnie Barrett started manufacturing these in his garage; now he sells to governments all over the world. You can kill a man (or a car) at over a mile with one of these. Beretta CX-4 'Storm' carbine in 9mm Luger. Bushmaster M-17 Bullpup in .223 Calico Model 950, featuring innovative helical-feed magazine. Fabrique National (FN) P90 PDW (Personal Defense Weapon). Fires 5.7mm proprietary cartridge. Intended as support weapon for auxillary personnel. FN's new F2000 assault rifle in 5.56x46mm. The weapon is highly modular, trly ambidextrous, and ejects shell cases FORWARD. Plus it looks really f*cking wicked. The F2000 'tactical' variation on FN's new assault rifle, with folding foregrip and M1913 sight rails. Franchi SPAS-12 semi-automatic or pump-action combat shotgon. No, it's not by DeWalt. This is a fully automatic BB gun, of Russian manufacture, with a cyclic rate of 600 BBs per minute. MBA GyroJet Rocket Pistol. Heckler & Koch Close Assault Weapon System (CAWS) prototype. Heckler & Koch G-11 Assault Rifle. Fires proprietary caseless ammunition. Heckler & Koch G-36 Assault Rifle with folding stock and translucent magazine. Heckler & Koch G-36c close combat variant. Heckler & Koch MP5KA5 pistol variant with laser target designator. Heckler & Koch prototype for the USA's Objective Individual Combat Weapon (OICW) program. The bayonet mount is a nice touch, I think. Heckler & Koch P7 Model 10 pistol. The trigger is single-action only; the gun is cocked when you squeeze the handle. HK P-11 five-shot pistol intended for use underwater. Heckler & Koch's answer to the FN P90, the HK PDW. Heckler & Koch's SL81 'Sporting' Rifle in .223. 'A Gun is a Tool,' proclaims the ad copy. Heckler & Koch's .45 USC Carbine. Together with the SL81, the USC is presented as 'Power tools for the new century.' Heckler & Koch's USP Pistol, SOCOM (Special Operations COMmand) model. Kel-Tec SU-16 folding 'Sport-Utility Rifle.' No joke. FA MAS bullpup rifle. Standard issue-weapon of the post-war French army. SA80 L98A1--the British army's standard-issue bullpup. Mateba Model 6 Unica. This Italian revolver is the only automatic revolver since the Webley. It also fires from the 6 o'clock rather than the 12 o'clock chamber. M41A pulse rifle. Standard issue weapon of the Colonial Marine Corps. Featured in a popular movie about illegal immigrants. Mech-Tech Model 1911 Carbine Conversion Unit. The good people at Mech-Tech sell this kit, which turns your .45 pistol into a sexy futuristic carbine. Another bullpup-conversion kit, this one manufactured by Muzzlelite to fit the Marlin 9mm. Muzzlelite bullpup for the Ruger-1022. North American Arms Black Widow .22 Magnum Revolver. North American Arms Holster Grip handle. Like a pocketknife, only with a gun instead of a blade. North American Arms Holster Grip Belt Clip--same concept as above. The Pancor Industries Jackhammer fully-automatic shotgun. The pre-loaded shotshell cannister can be removed and used as an impromtu land-mine. The PP-2000, a recent Russian entry to the PDW market. Manufactured by the famous lately-soviet KBP (Instrument Design Works). <IMG SRC= The Italian Spectre Model 4 Submachinegun. Steyr's prototype for the French Advanced Combat Rifle program. Steyr AUG submachinegun variant. Steyr TMP Personal Defense Weapon. South African Armsel Striker automatic shotgun. The Striker features a unique spring-loaded revolving magazine and is one of the most elegantly (or terrifyingly) simple gun designs ever. Smith & Wesson 386 PD 'Scandium' model revolver. They had so much success with 'Titanium' they decided to move up the periodic table. I'm waiting for a 'Cesium' MasterCard, myself. Smith & Wesson Model 500 0.50 caliber revolver is the biggest friggin' handgun ever. This version, the so-called 'Magnum Hunter' is 18 inches long. Taser, International's M26 police-model taser. They also sell an all-red, higher-power model 'for animal use only.' The smaller, lighter, sexier (but just as painful) TI X26, with matching Men-In-Black-styled holster, inset. TG-105 multi-phaser. This is the weapon I learned to shoot with. Vektor CR-21. South African knock-off of the Steyr AUG, with a sort of HR Giger thing going on. The XM8 Weapon System in one of its many configurations. THe XM8 should become the M8 as soon as it is officially adopted by the US military, which is anticipated shortly. XZ38 Disintegrator. Yet another example of pre-War disintegrator technology, now sadly lost to us. Buck Rogers carried this pistol at Pearl Harbor. ZM Weapons 300 Series M16 Variant with integral grenade launcher. This is pornography, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Bullets are also red at the other end of their life-cycle, but it's not so pretty then.

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2007-1-29

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